I told you my foot hurt! First I got two -- not one, but two -- abscesses on my paw. Probably from from a thorn or a splinter. I didn't like the treatment and I certainly felt silly wearing Margot's sock. (We have the same size feet.)
Then the Mistral started to blow. I hate the Mistral! Doggles are stupid!
And now Harry! Why won't he leave me in peace? Do I look like I like cats?
And now look! Another eye operation: a lid lift. Carina says I look like I've been Photoshopped. Very funny, Carina!
This is the end!